I have no review for this film, because I made it five minutes into it before turning it off just now. It got some good notices and everything, but I hated literally everything about this movie, from the casting to the music choices to the fucking film stock, so if it’s worth trudging on, let me know, because puke.
…but I’m kinda putting it off, because I know it’s going to feel so incredible when I finally let it go. Am I the only person who delays urination for this exact reason? I mean, I know I’m friggin’ weird and all, but I can’t be alone here, can I?
…which is in chronological order but probably totally fucked up, the first person to follow me (who still does, that is) is this lovely young lady:
I know her through friends of friends of ex-girlfriends, kind of a thing, and she is still on Tumblr and still a cool person, though she doesn’t post very often any more. My last interaction with her was just a couple days ago, though, and it’s always nice when you’re friends with somebody and it has been literally years since you have chatted regularly that it doesn’t feel weird or forced when fate throws you both into each other’s path again.
So, woo-hoo to you, my oldest Tumblr follower (who still does)! Continue being awesome.
hungrylikekevin asked: Play your cards right, stud, and you just might get lucky!
I love it when you talk dirty.
hungrylikekevin asked: Do you remember, yesterday, when I touched your penis?
DO I?! It was amazing!
Any chance of getting a repeat performance tonight?
I think I just got my first-ever spam submission. Wow! I must be coming up in the world.
Anonymous asked: What is the cure for that one thing?
Take a hot shower. Sweat it out. Then put on a robe and eat a big breakfast, no matter what time of day it is. Then call up somebody who spurned you and masturbate while you talk—it is imperative that they not know that you are masturbating. Then: crafts! Then: television!
That should do it.
Anonymous asked: Are you like so sick of the social justice brigade here on tumblr recently? Because, man, I am. So, so very sick of it. This was more of a confession than an actual question. Deal with it. It's the best I've got.
They have gotten quite carried away, to the point where if I post anything mildly controversial (as I often do) I anticipate a round of unfollows and shitty comments, because the insistence by the social justicers that the world conform absolutely to their moral judgement is no different than the attitude displayed by anti-gay crusaders in this country. Different aims, but the same underlying philosophy, which is that their beliefs are the only right and proper beliefs.
Soon they’ll be picketing funerals.
Never mind, I’ll be seeing it tomorrow, because my stepfather and I saw the first one together 8 years ago, and he apparently needs 24 hours of advance warning before deciding to leave the house. My report will be delayed.
I’m gonna go see 300: Rise of an Empire this afternoon, and, even though I liked the first one well enough, I’m seeing this one for exactly one reason, and that reason is Eva Green.
I’ll let you know what I thought about it, and her, later today.