Just downloaded this:
Merle’s the real deal. A lot of these guys sang about prison, but this guy was actually in it, and in fact he witnessed Johnny Cash’s famous performance at San Quentin, which was one of his inspirations to clean up his act and get serious about a country music career.
He has written and recorded so many great songs that one album can’t even possibly hope to contain them all, but this is a pretty good collection, as these things go.
The only thing that can make a super-cute girl seem even more attractive to me is the suspicion that maybe, underneath all of those clothes, she has the perfect accessory to her slender, feminine body: a rock-hard penis.
I allow my head to go to that place quite frequently.
Real talk, friends.
A video game in which a map is randomized, and then you, as an explorer, would arrange and launch exploratory missions to those hidden continents, slowly fleshing out the map and naming everything you find.
And that is it.
I, personally, would play the fuck out of this game, but I’m probably the only one.
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I may be willing to play on an at least semi regular basis via Google Hangouts or Skype or some such magical, mass communication software.
I have had this offer before, and, interestingly, I prefer it to be either in person, or some sort of shared world/cooperative fiction/roleplaying blog thing rather than using dodgy technology which just seems to emphasize the lack of personal interaction somehow.
I’m a 43-year old man living back at home who has iPhone wallpaper of Rocket and Groot and who is planning on purchasing the D&D 5th Edition Player’s Handbook this Friday despite the fact that he has nobody to reliably play it with.
I know I have a lot to answer for. I know nobody loves me.
But I also know that I have a crappy job, I like Rocket and Groot, and I have a lot of fond memories of playing D&D.
Can’t those things coexist with having a girlfriend?
It’s really hip for webcomics guys to do podcasts now, but some people shouldn’t do them, because they have really irritating voices and they can’t manage to speak a sentence without saying “fuck” four times, and it really megatively colors your view of their webcomic that you had liked previous to listening to their terrible podcast.
The 5th Edition D&D Player’s Handbook just came out, and I’ve read some good things about it, and I will probably buy it, but this raises the same question that has plagued me these past many years: who am I going to play this fucking game with?
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So, you both do and do not have a crush on me, simultaneously. Let me guess: are you every woman on Earth?