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My name over on Ello is hungrylikekevinsquared. I more of you Tumblr folks follow me over there, I’ll be more inclined to put content of one form or another there. Which would be great, because at this moment, it’s honestly not very fun.

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thekeller:

MY MOST ANTICIPATED FILM OF THE YEAR.

» “Inherent Vice” by Paul Thomas Anderson. First Trailer. 2014.

I need this movie rolling in front of me right fucking now.

(via foxconfessor1)

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Ello.

My page has next to nothing on it. In fact, it is so next to nothing that I’m just gonna go ahead and call it nothing; my page has nothing on it. But, regardless, there it is, and if any of you guys are checking out this new thingo, go ahead and follow me over there if that’s the sort of thing that rubs your nipples the right way.

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If any of you guys have an extra Ello invite laying around, let me know and I’ll remember you in my prayers.*

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UPDATE: I got one.

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pachewrites replied to your post: I have 9,777 posts (9,778 including th…

PF Tompkins

Hey, you know what? That would be fine. You listening, paulftompkins? I’LL TAKE IT.

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I have 9,777 posts (9,778 including this one). When you get to 10,000, somebody Tumblr famous comes to your house and touches your junk erotically.

Right?

Did I read that somewhere, or just come up with it inside my own diseased brain? It’s so hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Regardless, man oh man am I looking forward to that famous handjob. Who’s it gonna be?

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My boredom is standing behind me, hitting me with a board and telling me to fucking post something, so here is something for your reading enjoyment.

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I’m an open book, but you’ve kinda got to know what you’re looking for ahead of time. So I guess I’m more like the index to an open book.

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A guy just drove by and shouted, “Oi, Seamus McGee!” So that happened.

A guy just drove by and shouted, “Oi, Seamus McGee!” So that happened.

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sugarshoo replied to your post: I was gonna reheat the last of the lef…

Agree! And you can’t eat curry without it!

It is very difficult. The worst is when you have made fried rice and you realize you are out of sriracha.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!