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pandoranora replied to your post: Tomorrow: Kevin Supreme. Costner. Klin…

Pollak, Spacey, Bacon, Costner, Kline. In that order. No variance allowed. Seriously, Kevin, No variance!

That’s in reverse order, I assume, madam? I can’t believe you are seriously putting Kevin Pollak above all of those accomplished actors.

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Tomorrow: Kevin Supreme.

Costner. Kline. Spacey. Bacon. Pollak.

Place your bets.

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madamewoolite:

How are these even close to being considered pants like? #leggings #lies #demthighs And if I really want to prove to that “All about that bass” chick that size twos have shape, I can start wearing these in public.  (at Amy’s Midtown Lair)

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madamewoolite:

How are these even close to being considered pants like? #leggings #lies #demthighs And if I really want to prove to that “All about that bass” chick that size twos have shape, I can start wearing these in public. (at Amy’s Midtown Lair)

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mighty-chango said: John Glover needs to be in more things. Even if smallville is the only thing a perso has seen him in, I feel "Lionel Luther" alone is almost all the smarmasaur villain cred he needs.

He’s in his 70’s now, so unfortunately he’s probably slowing down a bit. He should be more well-known than he is, though, definitely.

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mathcat345 replied to your post: In This Corner: JOHN GLOVER

Also on Broadway, and a recurring role in Law & Order, Criminal Intent. He is an excellent actor!

He might actually edge out Danny. Oh, if only Danny Glover hadn’t killed a Predator! That really counts for a lot.

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GLOVER SUPREME: In Summation

Well, it looks like the biggest is still the best: Danny Glover is far and away the best of the bunch, followed by John Glover, then Donald Glover, and lastly, Crispin Glover.

Notes: If Donald couldn’t rap, Crispin would have beaten him. I fear I may have miscalculated John Glover’s score. He may be more awesome than Danny. Gah! This was supposed to solve this once and for all! Why is rating Glovers so bloody difficult?

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In This Corner: DONALD GLOVER

Full Real Name: Donald McKinley Glover.

Best Known For: Community; a million GIFs on Tumblr; his hip-hop persona Childish Gambino.

IMDB Credits (as actor): 36.

Noted Villain, Killed By: Chevy Chase.

Is He a Good Actor? He’s a funny, funny man, and a great rapper, but honestly, I don’t know if he has any acting game. Time will tell.

Actor He Is Not, Mom: Jaden Smith. Come on, mom.

Is He a Nice Person? I donnnnn’t knoooooow. He seems really serious a lot of the time, like sort of a comedy Kanye West, like he’s always mad at somebody. I couldn’t tell you, but in my heart of hearts, I think that maybe he’s a little bit of a dick.

Is He Tough? He could probably hold his own in a scrap, but he would need to rely on his speed. I sense he is very fast.

General Awesomness Rating (out of 100): 65 (mainly because Childish Gambino is a beast).

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In This Corner: CRISPIN GLOVER

Full Real Name: Crispin Hellion Glover.

Best Known For: Back to the Future; Willard; Charlie’s Angels; not much else unless you have seriously weirdo interests.

IMDB Credits (as actor): 63.

Noted Villain, Killed By: Jason Voorhees.

Is He a Good Actor? It is nearly impossibly to tell. He was good in Back to the Future, but that role required an almost contant state of sweaty panic from him, which I’m pretty sure is his natural state.

Actor He Is Not, Mom: Eric Stoltz.

Is He a Nice Person? Pheeeeeew. Uh…again, how do you tell? I think, deep down, maybe he is, but his eccentricities and bizarre interests might make it impossible to be his friend. I don’t know. Does anybody really know the answer to this question? I think he would probably be excessively polite in social situations, which would cause people, ironically, to get freaked out and shun him.

Is He Tough? Hahahahahahahahaha!

General Awesomeness Rating (out of 100): 52.

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In This Corner: JOHN GLOVER

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Full Real Name: John Soursby Glover.

Best Known For: Smallville; playing scumbags and snobs and psychos for decades; maybe never actually playing a sympathetic character; Batman & Robin, tragically.

IMDB Credits (as actor): 126.

Noted Villain, Killed By: Bane.

Is He a Good Actor? I have always really liked him. He is an excellent smarmy villain. Maybe the only actor better than him at that particular role is William Atherton.

Actor He Is Not, Mom: William Atherton.

Is He a Nice Person? I do not know. However, to play this particular sort of oily bastard for so long, one would almost have to be a wonderful, warm, friendly sort. So I’m going to say, “Yes,” with no evidence to back it up at all.

Is He Tough? His characters tend to hide behind wealth, so I’m going to say that he is not particularly tough unless you are fencing, in which case he would probably kick your ass.

General Awesomeness Score (out of 100): 76.

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In This Corner: DANNY GLOVER

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Full Real Name: Daniel Lebern Glover

Best Known For: Lethal Weapon; being too old for this shit; replacing Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator 2 for some unfathomable reason; trying to kill Harrison Ford in Witness.

IMDB Credits (as actor): 164

Noted Villain, Killed By: Jigsaw.

Is He a Good Actor? Depending on the material, yes. He has become kinda lazy and direct-t0-video lately, but he’s 68, so maybe we can give him a break?

Actor He Is Not, Mom: Laurence Fishburne.

Is He a Nice Person? One of my exes helped him in a kitchen store in Portland once, and according to her, he was a very nice man. Plus, he just exudes niceness, so I’m gonna say yes.

Is He Tough? Did you see Predator 2? Yes, he’s old, but he’s tough.

General Awesomeness Score (out of 100): 84.