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My post-apocalyptic action boner is fully rampant, gang.

Holy shit.

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I tried to draw my second strip and wound up crumpling the paper before I even got the first panel partly drawn.

Is there anybody out there who is an artist who actually enjoys drawing but who can’t come up with their own jokes who would like to just draw this fucking strip for me? Anyone?

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I have watched so much Poirot on television lately that I may have to arrange for somebody to be murdered every time I go on vacation just so it doesn’t feel weird.

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If I knew Emma Stone in real life, I would be in love with her. Like, desperate, unquenchable, needing, panting, stalker love. I can say that because I’m almost there already just from looking at her goddamn gifs all day long here on Tumblr.

Emma Stone, I have this to say to you, wherever you are: thank fucking God I don’t know you.

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Hmmm…

Hmmm…

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Despite ample evidence that the bagpipes are an infinitely superior rock and roll instrument, people insist on putting fucking saxophones in there. The Springsteens and Segers and their ilk have a lot to answer for.

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Yep, that’s me.

Yep, that’s me.

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